stinky Kid

Remember the stinky kid from school? Well I remember several. Preschool- Troy, he pooped his pants
middle school- Casey, he never took a shower
and about 5 million differerent people at the gym, and usually when I encounter these said people, I move and think angry thoughts about how a shower and deoderant never hurt anyone.

And I get equally irate by people who bathe in their cologne or perfume and come next to me while I am doing cardio. Weights not so much because I am not about to puke like I am on cardio.

Well, today I lifted late in the day because I thought that seemed easier. I remembered deoderant this morning, but as soon as I got to the gym and started lifting I noticed, I had b.o.

Sick!! K, Well note to self buy another stick and throw in gym bag.

So I just figured no one would notice I don't get that close to people I really have a bubble about 5 ft around so I really thought it would be ok.

Then I got on the stair climber and made it my ________(this is a naughty word here, but since my Gramma reads this I am cleanin up the language). I mean, I worked that stair climber like it hasn't been worked in a while I am sure. And there is a lady to my right on an eliptical, and a lady to my left on an eliptical. Both doin their thing. I notice the lady to my right kinda lookin at me a lot. Meh, she prolly just wonders why I am maxing this machine out like I own it. I don't notice the lady to my left looking at me, but all of a sudden she moves to an eliptical furthest away from me.

OMGosh?!!?!? I sorta like start freaking out!!! Can she smell me?! I mean it wasn't that bad a b.o.... or was it?! Oh gosh, I seriously wanted to ask her so bad "Um, excuse me mam? Why did you move elipticals?" Then I decided that made me seem a bit unconfident and needy so I didn't but seriously.... could she smell my armpits?

Or maybe I smelled like nasty tilapia. Ya know, the fish I have to eat every.friggin.day for meal 4? Omgosh you do not even understand how I loathe that meal. I mean, I really just want to starve myself for the 6 hours and skip it... but that wouldn't fuel my muscles yadayada it tastes like butt. And today the butt was cold and cooked 3 hours prior.

AHHHHHH I hate tilapia. Jon says "get used to it, salmons getting taken away soon and replaced with tilapia." omgosh I go back and forth between feeling hardcore cuz I am eating CRAP to feeling like an IDIOT cuz I am eating CRAP, that tastes like butt.

Anywho, please feel free to feel bad for me for being the stinky kid. And Troy or Casey, I am still not sorry I always wanted to gag and not sit by you or be your partner. I will use more deoderant, I hope by this point in life you are too.

That's all.

Oh, I picked up my posing suit today!!!! AHHHHHH it's so pretty!!!! Pics soon!!!