Double Standard

Why is baby cellulite so scrumptious and mine is so yucky?!?!

So I tossed and turned all day and all night yesterday as to whether or not I should partake of the aforementioned diet dr. pepper.
I was hungry mid morning today for a snack and I thought I should test my theory of drinking the soda so I wouldn't eat the 100 calorie pack.
I have always heard that soda gives you cellulite though, and I've noticed lately that my legs really don't have much cellulite on them. I used to have kind of a lot though, so I'm wondering if the rumor is true and the carbonation in soda does cause it. Anyway, so I pulled my pj pants off turned around and checked my butt and legs out in the mirror. I saw a little of those stupid indentions on my lower cheeks and upper legs, more when I flexed, but not too much.
So I contemplated a little more the 100 calorie pack or soda and decided I'd just run to Sonic and get one, and see how it went.
I drank it. It really didn't taste good. And it cost me almost 2 dollars! Gosh that is so expensive, I can't believe I used to buy one almost every day. What a rip off!
I kind of correlated the soda to beer. Nobody takes a drink of a beer and loves the taste. They have to drink several and then the taste is acquired (my blog, my theory!;o) So, I know if I drank 3 or 4 more sodas it would taste blissfully sweet and delicious again, but I think if I need to acquire the taste for it again I might as well close the soda chapter of my life... and pray my theory is right, that my cellulite will slowly dissapear as I continue to exercise.
Roaring Springs is a few months away, and I definitly wont be a skinny brunette in a tiny bikini... but I will be the brunette with the two cute kiddos, with (hopefully)a dimple free booty and legs.