You know you are competing when...

My dad called this morning and told me my post sounded depressing. I just wanted to clarify... I was just fat and tired from the end of the day but I assure you that right now more than anything else--

I am pumped the heck up!!

I honestly can not believe the show is in 5 weeks from TOMOROW!! So unreal, the time has gone by so fast and the next month is super busy and is going to fly by. I can not waite to put on my tan, my glitter, my sparkles, my 5 inch heels (that I rock at walking in now by the way!!), and my big ol smile! I am so excited for April 27th!

I find it funny, because I have been thinking of all these funny things that people don't know or might not want to know about contest prep. But me, being me, feels like I should share these funny/interesting tid bits with you because my filter is not that sharp.

First of all. I am so tired. I definitely am getting enough sleep but my body is just so tired from 3 hours of training and such a strict diet that I sometimes take a nap during the day and by time I end up in bed at night all I want to do is sleep.
And all my husband wants to do is "it" because of course my body is rockin right now and he thinks it's hot... but I am just too tired to feel sexy.
#2 You would think I would feel super sexy, but the reality is I train all the time and I HATE taking 3 showers a day so sometimes, actually, more often than not I only shower once a day. Sick, I know. But I don't shower until after my afternoon workout and sometimes I am too busy by that point and I don't even shower til right before bed. Yep, I sit in my sweat all day-- which doesn't smell that good usually. And I only wear makeup like, twice a week. Sunday for church and MAYBE one other day. My man forgot what I looked like with make up on until yesterday I think. Oh, and if my make up gets done-- my hair definitly doesn't because I am too tired to shower, do hair and make up. It's like Pick one-- maybe pick two-- but all three just aint gonna work these days.
#3 I fart. Like, all the time. I eat a high protein diet, and I can't help it. My husband thinks it's disgusting (but he likes my hot bod, this is what it takes to have this body I say!!!) Can't have your cake protein bar and eat it too I tell him. So, I fart a lot and yesterday I did in the car on the way to the gym... at the exact same time my two year old in the back seat and my husband say "it stinks" bubba covers his nose in the back. And I LAUGH my butt off because what else am I gonna do? It's funny. And I get super excited when I have a bowel movement (TMI here I told you!!) because I just don't poo that often anymore.
#4 I want to eat everything and anything all the time, but when I get a cheat meal-- it is the hardest dang decision deciding what actually sounds good enough to use my cheat meal on.
#5 It is freaking cold out. Ok, I get it is 60 degrees right now, but I have lost 5% of body fat in 2 months and I am so dang cold all the time I feel like gaining 20 lbs just to heat up. Like right now I am sitting in pants and a sweat shirt and I just want to pile 5 blankets on top of me because I am so freaking cold. I went to my moms yesterday and I couldn't get past my pissedoffedness for 10 minutes in front of the fire because her house was set at 62 freaking degrees and to me that feels like 40 degrees right now. I always thought skinny girls were dumb saying how cold they were all the time. Well, I sorta "get it" now. My poor kids always have bright pink cheeks in the back seat because the heater is always cranked up. I will even roll their windows down and keep the heat blasting on me.
#6 I do 1 hr and 20 minutes of cardio everyday, and my poor dog really should get a walk in everyday. But my cardio has to be done on hills or on stairs, so a liesurly stroll with the dog doesn't count-- it's extra and I REALLY don't want any extra freaking exercise right now in my life. So, she doesn't get walked. I try to teach her fetch but after I had to fetch her freaking ball 4 times in a row yesterday in the back yard I said screw it and she will have to wait to learn from someone else cuz I aint walking my butt across the back yard one more time to teach her to bring a ball back to me. SHE'S the DOG!!
#7 I forget everything. Like, my boss paid me 40 bucks cash the other day and I took it and turned around and left it on the weight bench, that was even on a carb day so I couldn't use no carbs as an excuse. Or, one day I wore normal clothes to the gym coming from a meeting, and I had brought two right shoes. I had to workout in socks. Classy, I know. I went tanning before my training earlier this week, and wore boots because it was snowing... got in the tanning bed for 10 minutes but had to get out so I could make it home to pick up my tennis shoes before my apt so I wouldn't have to workout bare foot AGAIN!
#8 there is more, but I can't think... because I forget everything
In the mean time. Know that I am doing good! That I am excited about my journey and that I am enjoying working with new clients, and faciliating these weight loss competitions! It is nice to help others and worry about them, letting myself be a little lost in the back ground. It keeps my mind busy and the time flying by! So, if you need help, if you want to go through a free workout with me, or if you are ready to start April's weight loss competition.... HOLLA AT YO' GIRL!!!
I can't wait to hear from you!!